The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that helping illegal immigrants is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was David Cameron who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..