I’m not racist but surely allowing glue-sniffing teenagers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that glue-sniffing teenagers aren’t injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Anne Widdecombe agrees with me, saying today, "the day of the yob is upon us".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.