The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was David Cameron who today said the lady’s not for turning.