I’m not racist but surely allowing hoody-wearing layabouts to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Urinating on the Union Jack is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that hoody-wearing layabouts aren’t urinating on the Union Jack in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. David Cameron agrees with me, saying today, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.