I’m not racist but surely allowing young single mothers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Getting away with arson is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that young single mothers aren’t getting away with arson in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Some bloke in the pub agrees with me, saying today, "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.