I’m not racist but surely allowing feminazis to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Injecting crack into primary school children is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that feminazis aren’t injecting crack into primary school children in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Some bloke in the pub agrees with me, saying today, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.