The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing cancer is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the poor are looting and pillaging supermarkets every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the poor looting and pillaging supermarkets was Nicolas Sarkozy who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..