The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that chavs are tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack chavs tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..