The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyber criminals are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyber criminals squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was The Queen who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..