The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Nicolas Sarkozy who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..