The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are hacking the Gibson every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts hacking the Gibson was Margaret Thatcher who today said we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..