The Mail has learned that the politically correct Islington lefties are responsible for being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul).

Has the world gone mad? The politically correct Islington lefties are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Lala from the teletubbies, who said "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s."