The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was David Cameron who today said we are a grandmother.