The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that looting and pillaging supermarkets is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites burning policemen at the stake was an unnamed source who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..