The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that enviro-Mental-ists are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack enviro-Mental-ists injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Conservative head office who today said surely something can be done?.