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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that looting and pillaging supermarkets is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Enoch Powell who today said we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..


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