The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks, all of them involving Islamist youths.

In the glorious days of Boris Johnson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks, but nowadays thanks to Islamist youths tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.