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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that chavs are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack chavs drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said surely something can be done?.


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