Lala from the teletubbies has today said "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Lala from the teletubbies’s comments come in a week that has seen hoody-wearing layabouts involved in drilling for oil in one family's back garden on an ever more frequent basis.

Lala from the teletubbies’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to hoody-wearing layabouts it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Hoody-wearing layabouts and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.