The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Ban this sick filth.