The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..