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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hooligans are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hooligans plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said kill the poor.


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