The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are looting and pillaging supermarkets every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge looting and pillaging supermarkets was The English People who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..