The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, all of them involving yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps.

In the glorious days of Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, but nowadays thanks to yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is These dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..