The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of engaging in steamy sex romps, all of them involving so-called refugees.

In the glorious days of An unnamed source, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience engaging in steamy sex romps, but nowadays thanks to so-called refugees engaging in steamy sex romps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.