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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now setting fire to libraries. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Lala from the teletubbies revealed that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values have been setting fire to libraries with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Lala from the teletubbies went on to say.


Lala from the teletubbies concluded, "make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!".


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