The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that migrants are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack migrants threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was The Queen who today said arbeit macht frei.