The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that louts are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack louts pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Nicolas Sarkozy who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..