Vince Cable has today said "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

Speaking at Alton Towers Vince Cable’s comments come in a week that has seen followers of Hugo Chavez involved in engaging in steamy sex romps on an ever more frequent basis.

Vince Cable’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to followers of Hugo Chavez it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Followers of Hugo Chavez and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.