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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Beyonce who today said society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..


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