I’m not racist but surely allowing followers of Hugo Chavez to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that followers of Hugo Chavez aren’t sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. David Cameron agrees with me, saying today, "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.