The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps terrorising innocent investment bankers was David Cameron who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..