The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn fans are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn fans pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Anne Widdecombe who today said surely something can be done?.