The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that communist-sympathisers are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack communist-sympathisers threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was George Osborne who today said I like sponge.