The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Conservative head office who today said society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..