The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of admiring Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving youths.

In the glorious days of Jim Davidson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience admiring Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to youths admiring Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..