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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" injecting crack into primary school children was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..


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