The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Amanda Platell who today said Waterboarding is not torture.