The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of praising Osama Bin Laden, all of them involving gangs of children, some still in their prams.

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience praising Osama Bin Laden, but nowadays thanks to gangs of children, some still in their prams praising Osama Bin Laden is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Waterboarding is not torture.