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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing obesity is becoming ever more common, then we learn that migrants are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack migrants terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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