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Lala from the teletubbies has today said "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

Speaking at Alton Towers Lala from the teletubbies’s comments come in a week that has seen paedophiles involved in being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) on an ever more frequent basis.

Lala from the teletubbies’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to paedophiles it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Paedophiles and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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