The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of admiring Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving lesbians.

In the glorious days of Nick Clegg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience admiring Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to lesbians admiring Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is New Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..