The Mail has learned that cyberterrorists are responsible for being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul).

Has the world gone mad? Cyberterrorists are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Beyonce, who said "kill the poor"