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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.


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