The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles urinating on the Union Jack was Boris Johnson who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..