The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Jeremy Clarkson who today said I like sponge.