Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace have been being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Anne Widdecombe said of unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?"

Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.