The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Angela Merkel who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.