The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyber criminals are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyber criminals sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Bernard Manning who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..