The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Nick Clegg who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..